heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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"what the fffffffffffffffheck"
- me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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